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A site where a bunch of fat white miserable ugly women come together to post their latest makeup hoard. They have tuns of makeup that they hardly ever use (like it'll help them if they did use it). We're talking stash pics where like one owner would have 50+ blushes, hundreds of lipsticks/lipgloss, thousands of eyeshadows and foundations, millions of nail polish, etc. Enough shit to stock 2 Sephora stores and STILL have left overs. They also sit on their fat asses all day and post about food and how much they're starving, poop, vaginal secretions or odor, labia size, man problems, if they should go and workout, breastfeeding drama, etc. There are cliques and if you aren't popular you can forget about getting your questions answered.
Another thing they like to do is bash very attractive female celebrities (or hell, even attractive members) just so they can feel better about themselves. Nine times out of ten, if you log on to that site, there will be a celeb pic post with almost every response being a bash on looks, body, EVERYTHING! If an attractive member posts pics on the FOTD board, almost everyone would try to find something in that pic to bash the poster about instead of commenting on the damn makeup. If she tries to defend herself, they'll attack her even more until she finally gets fed up and deletes her account.
OP: Wow this girl is gorgeous! What eyeliner is she wearing?
Typical makeupalley responses:
Hater1: Her shoes are ugly.
Hater2: Meh.
Hater3: Ugh, her ears are HUGE!
Hater4: Wow, she's fat.
Hater5: Saggy tits.
Hater6: Greasy hair.
Hater7: I'm sorry but she's ugly.
Hater8: She looks like a slut.
Hater9: What is with that teeny tiny mole on her index finger? GROSS!
Hater10: Whore.
* I'm sure you pretty much get where i'm going with this. The responses have NOTHING to do with the original post. Just a bunch of bashing.
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a very contradictory.hyporcritical site where there are certain posters part of the MUA 'in crowd' and dont try and infiltrate whatsoever. you are just simply not cool (or probably not chubby or fat enough,or vapid and shallow enough) to be part of their little clique. if you say anything of the contrary,you will get ridiculed,and have 'subtle' and 'surreptitiously' slipped in posts and threads about you.
'oh whats the drama of the day? Oh i hate her everytime she is on makeupalley.OMG what an asshat she is but i love her and i love makeupalley '(((hugs)))
2017👍 379👎
An internet site (also known as MUA) where a vast majority of delusional women on SSRI's holding dead end jobs post from their cubes on their ever expanding asses about the following on a daily basis: celebrities, poop, engagement rings, what is considered fat, open bars at a wedding, declawing, breastfeeding, etc., etc. While bitching about husbands, kids and the state of the union, it is customary to be snarky yet possess the ability to (((hug))). Sound bipoloar? It is. Do not disagree or bring up an opinion contrary to the majority on at the time for you will create massive drama and be shunned from the very "life" before your monitor.
I knew my life had hit a low when I posted every five minutes on makeupalley during the day.
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the forum feels like a sorority...superficial, materialistic women posting about sugar daddies, dates, hot yoga, how fat they are (when the reality is they aren't fat), and often posting photos of themselves scantly clad in order to get compliments (you will rarely see overweight and/or ugly muaers posting these photos...). most women are petty. if your opinion doesn't conform to their opinion, wait for the insults or bashing. to fit in all you need to do is dress like them, look like them, and act like them....
I'm going to post a picture of my latest daddy dress on makeupalley!
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See: Beautybash
This is the site that the lame people on Beautybash love to spy on, then run to beautybash and post foul, mean spirited, and usually lame messages about.
It's actually a great site, with lots of information and very active boards filled with knowledgeable ladies. Topics range from fashion to makeup to fragrance, working out, food, weddings, etc.
The posters at beautybash are immature and rather pathetic, as they love to spy on makeupalley and then run back to their nasty board to post idiotic things about the goings-on on makeupalley.
518👍 2009👎
A sub-board of a makeup site comprised of white, 25-50 year old women. This is where women who are bitter at the world go to unleash their bitchery in order to feel better about themselves. Many are mothers which is frightening when you see how they act.
Common topic du jour's include:
picking every attractive woman posted apart (yet if a MUAer posts a picture of themselves "omg gorgeous!"), shitting on feminism, "flaming" people who say something a MUAer doesn't agree with, casual racism, pets, how making 70k a year means you're poor, college (most MUAers claim to have a college degree yet are still complete fools), shitty significant others, obviously made up stories, etc etc.
This is a very hostile environment & almost everyone who frequents Cafe has a severe mental/emotional issue. If you're better off than a majority of the people on the board you must be sickeningly humble or prepare for shit to be flung your way. Nice posters exist but are few and far between, and most "normal" and sane posters left a long time ago.
A rundown on some popular posters with names redacted to give you a feel of the board:
Unstable ex-junkie addicted to cosmetic injectables and tacky hair dye.
Popular for being cheery yet despised by some because she ruins their incessant brooding.
Sugar baby who hates women.
The Kim Kardashian of the board. Stupid and vapid yet people can't stop talking about her.
Racist republican who thinks native Americans deserved to have their land stolen.
Makeupalley cafe is a black hole filled to the brim with women you would never want to meet.
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The board on makeupalley on which the women love to make up excessively stupid and FAKE stories for attention. they make-up that they have diseases, that they're SO finds a tooth in food, that they found a super expensive purse for $600 dollars cheaper (yet can't tell you where), that they found a magic diet, that they're ALL a size 00 and have curves (lmao), that they're cat did something superrrrrr cool, that they're SO's are ALL supposedly good in bed, that they were never supported by their parents (and that it's bad to be), that they all have new cars (HAHAHA), that they NEVER tried drugs when young, or whatever other stupid things they can make up for attention.
"Omg, omg, guess what makeupalley cafe my cat just did a sommer-sault and then a new gold bracelet came out of my SO's poop!!! OMG!"
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