POPWRECK

A popular person in the music, movie, or TV industry who has it all but whose life has gone to shit. Usually not one odd scenario, but manages repeated odd behaviors. Also popwrecks tend to be well known by the law and paparazzi.

"Owen Wilson is the latest popwreck to go over the cliff."

"The popwreck, ho-lebrity trio of Britney, Lindsy, and Paris are making news again."

"Thank god Robert Downey Jr is no longer such a popwreck."

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SLEAZEL

Combination of sleaze and a weasel or a sleazel. Allows you to combine two adjectives in the place of one.

The brothers ratted me out to the boss, fricking sleazels!

Ratso always did bad with any information he gathered, what a sleazel.

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RED LIGHT TEXTING

Someone who doesn't text while driving, but does only while stopped at a red light. Figures this is the safest way to text "while driving."

Kirstyn is always red light texting. Never on the move, only while stopped. Her parents are greatly relieved.

After a close call in traffic, Pansy stopped texting and became a red light texter.

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INDIANS? DOT OR FEATHER?

When discussing Indians there is often confusion about who you're talking about, native Americans or people from India. To clarify the matter you can ask, "Dot or feather?" The feather refering to native Americans or dot, referring to the red dot worn by Indian women.

Judy said, "I was downtown and a large group of Indians were in the park."
Chesney replied, "Indians? Dot or feather?"
Judy replied, "Feathers."

Steve said, "There's a new Indian TV channel on Direct."
Tilt replied, "Dot or feather?"
Steve, "Dot, lots of dots."

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Bead Bait

Good looking (not a requirement) women (usually drunk) who are willing to expose themselves (mostly breasts) for Mardi Gras beads.

My chick turned into bead bait during Mardi Gras. She collected so many beads that we ended up throwing them into our trees. Now we have tree bling.

KUDO TRICKLE DOWN THEORY

When you finish something big at work that gets recognized by the top brass you're not recognized for doing the work. Your boss's boss is given the full amount of kudos and they in turn give a reduced amount of kudos to your immediate boss. By the time you get recognized there are only one or two kudos left.

"Jack suffered the full loss of the kudo trickle down theory after slaving on that project for six months. He got the last remaining kudo left. What a shame."

"Stacy only got a pat on the back from the remains of the kudo trickle down theory. All that work for one kudo."

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Holmeski

Polish version of "holmes." A person from the Polish area of town.

Monica Lewinsky said to her short lived sugar daddy, Bill Clinton, "What's up holmeski?"

"Hey holmeski, what's happen' back at the get toe?"

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