Butt-sucky

An object of scorn or ridicule. Something beneath contempt, a complete and utter piece of fermenting dung.

“I’m going to Subway you want something?”
“Nah fuck that everything in that fuckin shithole is butt-sucky.”

Ball Lick Mahoney

An absolute douche of a person, a total dickwad, the kind of guy that buys Spanish Fly from online shops.

“Who’s that fuckin idiot at the end of the bar who keeps pointing at chicks and screaming ‘Titty fuck that bitch?” “Don’t know some Ball Lick Mahoney wandered in from Tard city.”

Tupelo Mudpack

You're tittie fucking Lula Mae while she's giving you a rim job and at the exact moment you snow cap her peaks you shit on her face.

Lula Mae was looking a little wrinkled so I gives her a Tupelo Mudpack

Graceland Gangbang

When you take 3 hollowed out foot long french rolls and fill them with bacon, peanut butter and blueberry jam. Wrap 2 tightly in cellophane. While your girl is deep throating the other one, you slide the wrapped two up her ass and pussy. Just as she's about to climax you yank them both out screaming "Elvis has left the building." Then, on your way out, you shoot the television.

No one man could satisy polymorphic Priscilla's enormous appetites, so to leave her full, I gives her a Graceland Gangbang

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