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The game where girls get on a rotating table with their heads in the center and as the table spins your dick flicks on their asses tell the table stops turning. Every spins a winner
"I couldn't get a hold of you last night. What were you up to?"
"Winning big at dickrulette."
The capricious nature of life. Seeing both sides. Taking the good with the bad. Moving on.
"I haven't seen your boyfriend around."
"Well you know, sombreros but not all breros."
When you grab her head and pound your cock in her throat without giving her a chance to catch a breath
I thought she was gonna pass out when I had her in that choke hold. Then I blew my load and she was covered in nosespum
When your cum comes out her nostrils
I was balls deep in her mouth when I blew my load then she was gagging and blowing nosespum
That guys cute.
Yeah but HAEUO.
You guys are made for each other. You gonna go out again?
No. Cause HAEUO.
What you can say no matter how akward or compromising your present situation. A go to stalling statement.
Her: "Why is your fly open?"
You: "What are we doing?"
Her: "Wtf are you doing talking with her?"
You: "What are we doing?"
Her: "Are you too drunk to fuck?"
You: "What are we doing?"