orange snowflake

The 'orange snowflake' is an extremely rich American politician who wants to build a wall between America and Mexico. He only got a small loan of a million dollars from his father, and his small hands from his mother. it has not been easy for him. On top of this he supports guns not gays (and ethnics) which makes rednecks really love him, and his twisted views.

"Did you see the orange snowflake's new tweet? Yeah I don't know what covfefe is either. Maybe we should look it up on urban dictionary."

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Mildura

Large town in the north western corner of Victoria. Known for it's dry and coarse landscape, and people.
Residents who have lived there long term get their joy from watching tourists melt and deriding them for their mild constitutions, as though living in an area that promotes human habitation is somehow a character flaw.

These same residents will then turn around and complain incessantly about the deadly laser our sun becomes as soon as the mercury hits 23°C.

"Mildura has all the captivating qualities of a house plant"

"If I had only 6 months to live, I'd spend them in Mildura, because it'd feel like an eternity."

"Wine, oranges, and casual Asian racism. That pretty well sums up Mildura."