monkeys tail

The aftermath left after sitting too far back on a toilet seat whilst waving a brown friend off to sea

"Oh my god, i'm gonna be sick, theres a monkeys tail on that seat!"

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Brown Runway

the brown smudge left by faecal matter in various places, such as a chodbin, your pants, or a womans cleavage.

"OH CHRIST! Malcolms done a reverse dogan and left a brown runway all the way down!"

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Toilet Birth

Description of disgarding of faecal matter. to dump.

Woman - "So after i've painted the living room, i'm going to arrange the...."
Man - "Hold that thought love, i'm just off to the chodbin to deliver a toilet birth"

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breather ring

Term used to describe the indentation created during a momentary break in a particularly long toilet birth.

"Damn it, get me some all-bran, that last choddie needed FOUR breather rings!!"

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choddie

A turd, dump, poo, shit etc.

"I'll rub your feet in a moment Grandma, i'm just off for a quick choddie"

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tony blair

Cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt

"Tony Blair is a cunt"

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Chodbin

A toilet, loo, lav, bum bowl.

"Who left a floater in the chodbin?"

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