pooj majooj

When a girl puts a funnel with a tube into a guys asshole and pours down a steaming hot pot of curry into his asshole

Bro she’s hit as fuck but you gotta survive the pooj majooj

OH GOD PLEASE STOP PLEASE STOP NEVERMIND DONT STOP KEEP GOING EUUHHHH

dropping a maze

When you really have to shit and it comes out really long and thin and the poo poo coils up in the toilet and kind of looks like a maze

Bruh that Chipotle had me dropping a maze this morning