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golf

"Golf... is truly happiness"

A great quote by Moe Norman

by Mr. Johnny April 16, 2005

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tree

long piece of crap.

i took a tree in the toilet. something died up my ass.

by Mr. Johnny March 1, 2004

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blackanese

The language spoken by colored folk to coverse with eachother. You might hear blackanese when visiting the ghetto.

some examples are-
fo sheezy mah neezy
fo shizzle mah nizzle
biznatch fo shiznatch
rizzle up some bizzles an' lets sizzle some pizzle
etc.

by Mr. Johnny March 1, 2004

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Curling

The ancient Scottish sport of curling has been called a hybrid of bowling and chess set on ice, but perhaps the closest analogy is shuffleboard. Two four-member teams slide 42-pound granite stones (the best of which come from a single quarry in Scotland) on a sheet of ice toward a target area. Teammates sweep the ice in front of the stone to help maneuver it towards the center target.
Each player on the team throws two stones during an "end," which is sort of like an inning in baseball. The team with the most points after 8 or 10 ends wins the match. Did I mention that you can knock your opponents' stones out of contention?

The name "curling" comes from the Old English verb "to curr," or growl. There's a fair amount of shouting during the game, as team members urge each other on while sweeping the ice in front of the stone.

This year, the British women's team gave their country its first Winter Olympics gold medal since 1984, while the Norwegian men's team upset the Canadian favorites.

Curling looks like a lot of fun, I wonder where I could try it in my area?

by Mr. Johnny April 16, 2005

117👍 80👎


vibrator

competition for men

damn she broke up with me. she said the vibrator was better then me!!!!!

by Mr. Johnny June 9, 2004

105👍 77👎


border

the entrance to the country that is COMPLETELY FUCKING WORTHLESS because stupid ass ilegal imigrants move across it every day...

worthless piece of shit line

by Mr. Johnny January 18, 2005

139👍 196👎


chicago

one kickass town, home of the sears tower, hancock building, the navy pier, kapone, some kickass rappers like twista. If you can't hang here, don't bother trying. I live in the 'burbs though, but i've been therre plenty of times.

Chicago Kicks Ass

by Mr. Johnny March 5, 2004

1755👍 708👎