Mr. Crime

A Mr. Mime who has given up performing and resorted to a life of crime. Examples include, extortion, money laundering, drug dealing and abducting children to work in his sweatshop from 9-5 - knitting, stitching and printing Pikachu merchandise.

"Bobby! Meet our new neighbour. Mr...?"

"Crime. Call me Crime."

*Mr. Crime looks at Bobby with a glare in his eyes"

"Shake the man's hand for God sakes, Bobby!"

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Diabeating

Divine punishment dispensed by the Lord himself when you forget to take your insulin jab/diabetes medication. Chance of survival is confirmed to be extremely low - like the person's blood sugar levels.

An example of a gentleman's impending Diabeating -

"Work's over! Time to leave the office I gue--"

*sudden realisation that diabetes medication was not taken*

"I had a good run."

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