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Diabeating

Divine punishment dispensed by the Lord himself when you forget to take your insulin jab/diabetes medication. Chance of survival is confirmed to be extremely low - like the person's blood sugar levels.

An example of a gentleman's impending Diabeating -

"Work's over! Time to leave the office I gue--"

*sudden realisation that diabetes medication was not taken*

"I had a good run."

by Mr. Loremaster March 3, 2020

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Diabeat-off

When a fat person gives a handjob.

Gee, Dawson's mom is so fat, she gives a nice diabeat-off.

by Cpt. StickyFingers May 10, 2014

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Diabeating your kids

When parents feed their young children, who do not know better or aren't given any healthy options, pure crap, resulting in juvenile onset diabetes. This should be considered child abuse.

Mom to already obese kid: Now what do you want for dinner? McDonald's, KFC, or Pizza Hut?

Obese Kid:We already had Pizza Hut for breakfast, and KFC for lunch, so let's go to McDonald's!

Mom to already obese kid: Ok, well get whatever you like sweetie!

Obese Kid: I want two double bacon cheese burgers, a large chocolate shake, and a large Coke.

Mom: Are you sure that's enough honey?

Obese Kid: Yeah....

Mom to Drive-Thru Attendant: He's going to need more than that, make that 4 double bacon cheeseburgers, and a large fry, large milkshake, and large Coke.

Drive-Thru Attendant: Damn lady! You should stop diabeating your kids!

by Unfortunate Truth July 8, 2012

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