UwUuga

Exclamation. UwU + awooga.

Used similarly to “awooga,” but specifically when something is cute.

Cool furry profile picture: *exists*
Just me because this is Urban Dictionary where people post definitions of words they wish existed: UwUuga!

cumnis

Chad’s penis, in reference to how much sex he has, as if saying Chad’s penis shoots more cum than pee.

OMG Chad is so hot! I want his cumnis inside me right now!

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poopiez

haha stinky

stinky poopiez roflolmao

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‘tistic

Short for autistic.
Used in a playful manner.
Please don’t use this word for someone who isn’t okay with it.

Lol, you’re so ‘tistic
‘Tistic moment

wrong-winger

Someone who is so invested in their political views that they believe a lot of falsehoods and say a lot of really stupid things. Wrong-wingers do not have to have any particular set of political views, as long as they fit this definition. The term comes from how the opposite of “right” is “wrong,” and so a “right-winger” or a “left-winger” could jokingly be called a “wrong-winger” instead.

Wrong-wingers be like: “I dOn’T hAvE pReFeRrEd PrOnOuNs, I hAvE a SeX.” Like bitch yes you do. A pronoun is just a word that refers to something that can be inferred. “He” and “him,” which is what you wanna be called, ARE PRONOUNS AND YOU PREFER THEM. Like do you want me to be like “Oh, Karenson? I’ve heard of balls. Cock talked about how cock goes by scrotum sex instead of any pronouns.”

totes trips

totally trippy

That's totes trips!

Afairyist

Someone who doesn’t believe in fairies, in the context of a hypothetical society in which significant numbers of people do believe in fairies.

Afairyist: Can you actually prove that fairies exist?
Fairyist: Well can you prove they don’t?
Afairyist: That’s not how that works. –_–