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That famous laugh that Mickey Mouse would always utter.
Mickey Mouse: Hot dog! Today's an amazing day! Ha, ha!
Donald Duck: Ah, phooey! You again? Quack!
One of the scariest books of all time, the Garlipedia is a book of dark magic that once you open it, thinking it would be about garlic, actually shows you all the dark, mysterious, horrifying, biased information about your stepfather and his stepfatherly love. Its mortal enemy is the Encyclopedia of Stepfatherhood, which is actually about garlic itself. Once you open the Garlipedia, you will be cursed for life. I once had a dream about it a few nights ago.
My god...I just read the Garlipedia...now I am scarred for life. ;n;
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The website that welcomes all kinds of imaginary and real words...and their useful yet quirky definitions. Home of Mr. Wordington the Tenth!
Urban Dictionary: Welcome to my domain, man! Anything to declare?
You: Yes, I would like to submit a word.
Urban Dictionary: Right this way! All words are welcome, made up, or real!
The random, ridiculous, and/or insanely stupid instructions you give to the pizza guy before you complete your pizza order when you're ordering pizza online on say, the Pizza Hut website, or the Domino's website. May vary from cutting the pizza into different shapes to forcing the pizza guy to wear goofy clothes and/or do goofy actions to requesting art on or inside the box to having a different pizza person to deliver the pizza for them!
Special Instructions: Cut the pizza into squares and write "Didja really think you would expect a pizza cut in triangles...? >;)" inside the box. And don't forget to wear your socks on your hands when delivering the pizza!
Pizza Guy: Wat 0_0
The prefix of a phrase uttered by elders and adults describing what it was like to do something in their own past.
Old Man Ulysses: Back in my day, we would look up Webster's Dictionary instead of Urban Dictionary. No biased information there!
Pizza Guy: WAT 0_0
Wordington-Chan: Gee, I didn't know that. Thanks for the enlightment~! ^w^
Old Man Ulysses: You're welcome, lass. Anyways, back in my day, instead of ordering pizza, we made our own on our farms.
Pizza Guy: WAT ):<
Old Man Ulysses: Back in my day...
Pizza Guy: WATEVER (Yeah, I know, nobody used emoticons in their own dialogues.)
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The long lost daughter of Mr. Wordington the Tenth, Wordington-Chan (Her real name is Lexica) is a psuedo-anime girl who devotes herself to a love of vocabul-
Wordington-Chan: Hi, sugar daddy! Can I write the definition?
Um...sure, be my guest.
Wordington-Chan: Thanks, daddy~! Now, as of you, Urban Dictionary, let me tell you all about myself...
I, Wordington-Chan, am a super kawaii magical girl who devotes myself to a love of vocabulary, and as you know, I love words~! I know all about a lot of words, because I was born with the powers of a dictionary! My father wants to share all of his definitions with you, guys, and I am helping him along the way! :3
You: Y'know, you're kinda cute, Wordington-Chan.
Wordington-Chan: Yeah, thanks, you got that right~...wordington~!
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A bumbling goofball pretending to be the famous webslinger Spider-Man. They may attempt all they want, but they might fail.
Charlie: Look up in the sky! It's Spider-Man!
Some random guy in a Spider-Man costume: *Swings by* Hey, guys! *Crashes* Ouch! That hurt!
Charlie: Crap...more like Spooderman. :(
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