Freezone

Similar to the “friendzone”, the “freezone” is a dedicated space within a woman’s psyche to place a man who she views as nothing more than a path to acquire free stuff, whether it be weed, food, or perhaps jewelry.

“That poor bastard is so deep in the freezone that he’s finding receipts for all the things he bought her trying to score”

“Mazi isn’t desirable at all as a man, but he would make a nice addition to the free zone. I haven’t smoked all day!”