pendulum smack

After gravity has taken it's toll upon the male genitalia a man can now use his scrotum and testicles as a wreaking ball. Assuming he has two, one needs to bounce back into the other testicle sending it hurdling towards the desired object. Thus the pendulum effect.

Bro: How did you get that hole in your bathroom wall?

You: I realized I forgot a towel when I got out of the shower so I was going to helicopter myself dry with my giant schlong but I accidentally pendulum smacked the wall.

Bro: Ouch!

the internet of things

A network of things exchanging data without requiring normal human interaction.

Me - youtu.be/dy5xLVx2NGY ..

Eric - "That's not even a good example of the internet of things"