emmy

Emmy (verb)- the act of committing a grave, unthinkable, otherwise avoidable sexual mistake with a whale of a woman due to total inebriation. A tragic event often ending with a morning wake up next to a 300+ pound silverback who's only feminine trait is her overwhelmingly potent vaginal fumes.

Clint: Dude do you really wanna do this?
Dan: I do what i does, cause its what i do homie..
Clint: umm ok man.. dont say i didnt warn you..

the next morning:
Dan: God damn it bro, why didnt you stop me from that Emmy?
Clint: ha
Dan: She wanted seconds in the morning, so i called my dad to come pick me up

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