Jewel Man

The release of mega man 9 saw two benchmarks for robot master minority rights. First was splash woman who is the first ever female robot master. Second is Jewel Man, possibly the first ever gay robot master.

Not to be stereotypical or biased, Jewel man has all the markings of homosexual stereotypes. He himself is bright pink with an effeminate face, he moves in a fashion that suggests ballet, (specifically when he jumps) and his level is filled with bright demasculinating colors, such as pink, teal and bright blues.

However to top this all off is the jewel on his head, which is remarkably phallic.

Gamer one: who is that?
Gamer two: Jewel Man.
1: They have gay robot masters now?
2: I guess.

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Galactus

A character is Marvel comics that wields the Power Cosmic, oft said to be the most powerful being in the Marvel Universe. He spends his time using his God-like powers to devour planets in order to feed his massive body and the energy it requires. Standing from 50-1000 feet tall depending on differing accounts, and weighing in at 250 tons, Galactus is considered nearly invincible due to his god like powers.

civilian 1: dude, who is that in Times Square?
Civilian 2: Galactus, the great world devourer.
Civilian 1: we're fucked.

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