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Having your girl place 5 Jalapeños in her mouth. She begins chewing them and then gives you head.
Dan: Well we had Mexican last night and it also happened to be sex night.
Jim: And????
Dan: Well I thought we should try something new and she gave me this thing called a Jalapeño vacuum
The earth rumbling orgasm a girl has when you first stumble upon the mystical G-Spot.
Karen: OMG Becky Tyrone totally gave me a Poontang-Quake!
Becky: You lucky bitch no man's ever even came close to giving me "The Quake."
Having hallucinated sex with a fine ass mirage to Quench one's thirst only to later realize your just humping a literal camel.
Kyle: Bro I went to Egypt over spring break, got dehydrated and horny, ended up doing the camel hump
Chris: Bro wtf is wrong with you?
Kyle: Hey I can't help that that camel looked like your sister
Chris: Bruh
The slang term for a French man's penis
Pierre: oh oui oui suck my flesh baguette girl.
When your whore of a mother has sweaty sex with the greasy local UPS guy and then suspiciously has an equally greasy baby 9 months later
Nosy neighbor 1: I saw Sheryl receiving a cum delivery with the UPS guy Steve today!
Nosy Neighbor 2: God I'd kill for a Cum Deliver right now
Nosy Neighbor 1: What?
Receiving a god tier blowjob to a glorious climax while going 40 over the legal speed limit in a Mustang. The bucking comes in when your leg twitches from great pleasure causing you to slam a pedal down and either break drastically or accelerate to Ricky Bobby levels of speed
Person A: Tammy and I are going to try The Bucking Mustang tonight.
Person B: My cousin tried that once he slammed the brake and flew out the window.
Person A: it's a risk I'm willing to take.
A brown fireball is the flaming hot diarrhea that explodes from your anus in a spherical shape. This also can leave an intense heat around your sphincter that will make you cry.
We are required by law to tell you that consuming this food will give you a brown fireball.