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Converting Hips

When a male or female of a religious affiliation has such a desirable figure, one would be willing to convert to their religion in order to come in contact with them.

Person 1: "Did I just see you chatting up Emily, bro? You know she's Mormon, right?"

Person 2: "I know, I know. But, she's got them converting hips, my man! I can't resist!

Person 1: "Damn, you make a fair point."

by Mr.Flux October 23, 2017