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A sushi wank is when you take some chopstick, wrap your dick in seaweed and use the chopsticks to jerk your sea planty penis until you cum
The other day in Yo Sushi I popped to the toilets for a sushi wank, I ate the seaweed after
A Treadmill Pinch happens when you try to have sex with the gap between your treadmill and the floor, then by some mistake the treadmill is turned on and it rips your foreskin off giving you a Jewish trim.
Example: you hear about Johnny's Treadmill Pinch? There's still foreskin all over his workout room
It's basically Skrupple but it's been left in the wind and gotten all gawky
Example: you ever wondered what Skrupple Gawk tastes like?
Friend: it tastes like we'll aged grape juice
When a girl gets fucked in the ass and mouth simultaneously whilst being rotated by a third party participant
We tried 69 let's have a go at the Rotisserie Spear
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