When you have to duece really hard, and you go to sit on the potty and discover there is already duece or peepee all over the seat.
Dude: Oh boy that number 3 just hit my lower intestine.
*Dude walks to the second stall and realises there is poo smeared all over the toilet with dried pee sploches*
Dude: Barnacles I just lost my poopetite
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