Saxification

The act of transforming into a saxophone. Some people might say it blows, but it really isn’t a lot of treble. An added bonus is that you can fuck any girl you want, since you are super saxy. The ability comes with the side effect of being treated like shit, no matter what.

Yeah. I actually have the ability of Saxification.

Girl:*moans* Yes daddy

A

The longest word in the English language. Used to describe anything from sex to the moon, you will find this word in any document. Often used as a filler word, this is the go to word for any white bitch with nothing better to say. Only matched with the word I, it is the longest word, and will always remain that.

Hey, did you know the longest word is “A”?

Shut the fuck up. Nobody cares.

Black and Gold Brigade

The Black and Gold Brigade was the first ever band, created by the Egyptians to appease the gods. They soon discovered it also had the ability to repel and chicks in the area. After they redirected to California, they became the ultimate superpower. Stronger than every country, they wait for the right time to strike anybody named Elliott with their instruments of torture.

You’re in the Black and Gold Brigade? Let me guess, you’re still a virgin?

No I’m sexy as fuck.