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a more technical term for fart
her human fuel has been exhausted when she used it to create a huge flame, entertaining everyone.
A chinese man yelling at his friend named Peter
PETA!! you still owe me the ramen you ate at my restaurant!!
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the amount of pussy needed to be seen, touched, smelled, licked or fucked to stay fit and healthy.
Dr. Phil recommends a pussy quota of 10 per day.
a recently coined word by the latinos meaning small cock
let's observe:
latina: oh, baby let's make love
some asian: sure mamita
latina: oh no, this won't do, you have a cockito
when someone is trying to act normal in public after doing something terrible
John: What's wrong with Eusebio today?
Pablito: I don't know, but I know that look. A mugshot look.
John: OK now I'm scared.
Eusebio: i didn't do it I swear!
is a wrist and/or arm injury caused by making love to oneself
It's Valentine's day...there will be surge of carpal tunnel syndrome cases.
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