Poop Dementia

a type of dementia that occurs when one holds a poop in for too long and develops a very shitty attitude

Bus Driver- "everyone shit out your Taco Bell now we have an 8 hour bus ride ahead of us and i dont want anyone developing poop dementia on my bus"

yeah thats right

the response one gives when someone comes up with the answer they couldnt think of

"Hey Bill what color was your shit last night at that party?"

"Bright green"

"Yeah thats right"

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iPhone withdraw

cases occur when an iPhone is lost stolen or broken

most cases last about a week because a replacement is always gotten

1. "Why does Bill looks like he's about to die?"

2. "O he's going threw iPhone withdraw because he had an iPhone for 2 years but dropped it in his deep fryer 2 hours ago, it will be a least a day before he gets a knew one"

1. "omg that poor soul"

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wall tag

when you write on some ones facebook wall and they reply while your still on facebook so you reply back and forth until there is nothing left to say

i couldnt get off facebook last night i kept getting wall taged

iphone bitch

the only member of a group who has an iphone and thus everyone asked this person to look up movie times or scores of games etc.

Hey iphone bitch what time does that movie start

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drink drilling

The act of moving your straw up and down in hopes of finding some lost beverage buried within the ice

I thought I had some mountain dew left so I decided to start drink drilling, after 3 hours I decided to give up

CWK

a males checklist before he goes anywhere

Cellphone, Wallet, Keys

CWK, ok im ready for pussy tonight!

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