Chicken schlage

Any substance that is goopy, gloppy, dirty, fatty, blobby, greasy (unhealthy), food-processed, ugly, gross, or just plain-out weird. Also, the substance DOES NOT have to have anything to do with chicken.

Man 1: "Man, that sandwich looks like Chicken Schlage!!!"
Man 2: "I, know right."

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