Nomadic Stepper

People who step in place during a walking challenge and say they are actually walking. It is definitely BS and cheating.

Oh look I took 400,000 steps (like a kick ass Nomadic Stepper) in place to come in fourth place for a walking challenge. I feel so good that I cheated the system!

Bathroom Friend

A friend that you meet while either taking a number 1 or 2 and reminisce about running...and all of the running acomplishment you have achieved over your life.

I was hanging out in the potty with Mr. Hankey when my bathroom friend arrived and we were chatting about our 100 mile run!