Crimo

Quite simply, a Christian emo. I don't know if you've ever met one. If you haven't then may the powers that be spare you from such a fate. If you know one, then you know the reason for my agression.

These are the kind of kids who try to be Metal, but can't because mum and dad won't let them, and so become shitty little teenyboppers.

Perfect targets for a Sparta Kick, due to their incessant whining.

Anyone who listens to All Time Low, Paramore, Shorstack etc. and tries to tell you about religion at the same time. Or something along those lines. You'll know 'em if you see 'em.

Everytime you masturbate, God makes a Crimo