Cognitohazard

Anything that can be dangerous to a living being when it’s perceived by any of the five senses.

Jay: Why would staring at the sun be considered a cognitohazard, but knowing about something dangerous isn’t?

Aelanna: A cognitohazard poses a danger when sensed. This can be via any of the classical senses: sight, sound, hearing, taste, or touch.

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Retrumpican

A portmanteau of the words Republican and Trump.

Extremist far right Republicans that follow the rhetoric of Donald Trump over that of their own party.

Jack Bernard : I thought the GOP must be better than those crooked, racist Dixiecrats. I was wrong; same folks different party label.

Even worse, the national party is now the ReTrumpican Party.

Mickey

When you magically pull something off, typically in gaming, that shouldn’t have happened; as if you were in a Disney show.

Mark: Whoever won last time got a Mickey. That’s all I’m gonna say.

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Weak Hood

A neighborhood worse than the suburbs, but better than the regular hood.

Desmond Johnson: Y’all gonna be in the strong hood like Compton, or Detroit, or Chicago! Or y’all gonna be in the normal hood like, uh, Ponte Houston or Oak Cliff! Or y’all gonna be in the weak hood where the schools be at, but it’s not that hood, but it ain’t sweet either!

Bronage a Trois

A play on the word ménage a Trois.

When a girl is fucking with two dudes at the same time, but the guys are cool with it because they agreed to it beforehand without her knowledge.

Tiffany: You know Keisha’s been fucking with David behind your back for months now!

Reggie: Yeah, we both know how she gets down, so we have a Bronage a Trois going on.

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