Cohoner

Cohoner: - title- verb = cohoning: the act to remind a bro that he has balls and should accept all the Shit his chick does just out of love.

"yo man my gf got mad at me and slapped me, should I apologize? I mean I was breathing to loud" : the bro
"man don't you dare apologize, you didn't do Shit wrong. Like deadass. Make her ass apologize to you":the Cohoner

"man should I take my girlfriend to London? ":the bro
" didn't she just pick a fight with you? Wait better yet, does she deserve it? " the Cohoner