Powder

An overly white caucasian male. However, this is no ordinary pale white male oh no, this young man tends to appear to glow when you turn out the lights, due to his abnormally pale complexion causing such a vast contrast to his darken surroundings. In fact, it has been said that as long as he is in the harbor, there is no need for a light house, just simply strap a lifejacket on him and let him float.

Hey man, this club seems offly bright in here tonight, oh nevermind, didn't realize Powder was in the room.

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green grannies

When you've experienced spinach colored fesces all day long and now it has resulted in green skidmarks on your grannie pannies.

Moesha: "Girl, what be that rank smell?"
Buca Buca: "Ah shoo girl, it just be some green grannies."

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