Kārlis

A funny, very genuine and heart-felt person with a steely hard to penetrate exterior. A genuine hunk or a man with piercingly sexy eyes, supple yet hard butt, lucios hair and a generous package that is always on standby. He likes to play ir dumb to keep it simple, but behind the dumb facade is a mind of philosophy and truly hard to grasp concepts that he subtly likes to hide. If you're his friend, family member or someone dear, you'll be showered with more love than you can handle, he will be humble and modest and love you till the end of time, but, God forbid you get on his bad side, he is will make your life a living hell if you have wronged him enough, although he prefers to things quickly and efficiently so beware of his deadpan stare.

1.Why can't you be more manly and caring like Karlis? He treats his woman right unlike you!

2. I saw Kārlis in gray sweatpants yesterday, I had to go buy three boxes of tissues to contain my wetness, his fat package was ginormous.

Karlis

They are the definition of manlyness, romance & humor and modesty. Almost always are taken or married. Their piercing look and subtle smile brings goosebumps to whomever dares to look at them, they are irresistible to anyone they sets their sights on, yet, they are never pushy about beginning relationships. They have a hard, steely and difficult to penetrate exterior, hence their small and usuay tight knit friend groups, but the people they do let in describe it as being in a elegant yet safe castle filled with off-white brand cannons and guards wearing Gucci suits. They often like to be silly and unserious, but it's usually only a facade that hides their true overthinking tendencies. They're often people that have gone through a lot of hurdles in their life, that have shaped them to become wise and reserved, so getting them to be overly emotional or excited is about as easy as scaling Mt. Everest without any gear, possible but highly improbable. They like to be silent guardians and not get involved with drama and like to settle things either as quickly as possible or avoid them altogether. At the end of the day, if a Karlis loves you, he will go to the moon and back for you and do everything he can to make you feel fulfilled, as they have many selfless attributes that makes them great dads and husbands. If you have a Karlis in your life, never let him go, as finding a better replacement will be about as probable as finding a McDonald's with a working ice cream machine.

I can't believe Karlis got together with Adela instead of me, I envy her with every fiber of my being.

Why can't I just do these things as effortlessly as Karlis??

Met up with Karlis today, made my whole day!