Visual testicle

A visual testicle is the opposite of a visual spectacle. It consists of something that is horrible to look at.

“Did you see the new Transformers movie? It was a visual testicle.”

waiting the tables

When a story takes a character who once had a lot to do and gives them some throwaway task to keep them busy. The term comes from the movie Ratatouille, when Linguini, who was once the restaurant’s top chef, is discovered to be faking it and Remi, the rat, takes over the kitchen, resorting Linguini to waiting the tables.

“Did you watch the new Star Wars movie? Finn was waiting the tables. He had nothing to do.”