Hurts

A Legally Registered Sex Offender

Hurts: *Knocks on door*
Guy: Hello?
Hurts: I am legally here to tell you I am a hurts
Guy: Thanks for notifying me just stay away from my children

Istance

A Callum's Corner Stan.

Guy 1: Why does that kid watch so much Callum's Corner
Guy 2: Oh he's a istance
The Istance: AYUP