Lily

Lily is an amazing girl with enormous talent. She can draw incredible art and has the silliest most adorable voice you can hear. She also has beautiful eyes and a cute smile. And she has an outrageously adorable sneeze. She is beautiful inside and out. She struggles but she is so strong she gets through it. No matter what she is there for you. The love of my life is named Lily. She is the most gifted human I have ever met. <3

*beautiful sneeze*
Me: I love you Lily so fucking much

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Autumn

If you know an Autumn be very gentle as they are like stray dogs. A little wounded from battle but packing quite a bite. They may like corrupt images and have strange yet amazing hairstyles. You may be able to reminisce of old 2008 memes together

“Hey Autumn and I found an amazing meme”
*shows picture of George Bush reading a book upside down*

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Autumn

You know that person that takes your lunch money and buys your lunch just to be a meanie and be nice at the same time. Yeah, that’s Autumn

“Where’d your money go Jacob?”
“Autumn took it again! I’m so angry”
*autumn shows up with your food*
“What”

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Zar

If you know a man/woman named Zar you are very lucky. They’re great people to ask advice of. But don’t get on their bad side or else they’ll rip your eyes out of your sockets and feed them to you with a wine curated by your own blood.

“Yo man, your missing your eyes”
“Yeah I pissed off Zar”

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