couch pie

a separate piece of pie that was cut for nobody while serving

P1: “Where’s my pie?”

P2: “I don’t know, is this your pie?”

P1: “I don’t want couch pie!”

pizza baker arms

a person’s arms that are usually very hairy and/or thicker in size than their hands; making them more masculine or manly

People tell me I have the hands of a woman, but strong pizza baker arms!