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When someone gives a blowjob and gets cum on their lips
"Last night I applied her lipsdick..."
When you accidentally kill the fun in something.
"It's my Birthday!!!"
"Yeah Matt... You are 1 year closer to death..."
"Wow Ryan... You really Ryan'd that up..."
When a group of nerds go on a night out to lose their virginity.
"Tonight, we are men! We are the destiny-quest fellowship!"
When nerds have already succeeded in their Destiny-Quest but want more so go on more sexual adventures.
Last week I succeeded in my Destiny-Quest but I want more... I shall go forth on a Legend Destiny-Quest!
Confused way of saying "What the fuck"
"I ryt yo leta 2 tall u ey lov u nd tm huuuf dirk jerro <3 "
"awadafuq?"
When you can't be arsed to check if it is A.M or P.M but want to greet someone with something more interesting than "hello".
"Hello Ryan, how are you?"
"Mornfternoon Matthew, i'm fine thanks. you?"
"Dafuq does mornfternoon mean?"
When someone brags about having an apple product and nobody cares...
"I just got a new iPhone!"
"Nobody cares! Guess you just got iPwned..."
"haha, he just got iPwned"