Jacob Santorius, Jacob Santorius is the faglord
The almighty Faglord Jacob Santorius raped the poor gaysian
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A person who breaks something with a Wii Remote.
Guy 1: That guy is Wiitarded.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: He broke my VCR/TV combo because he didn't wear his Wiimote strap and broke my TV.
Guy 2: Oh, he sounds Wiitarded. He didn't even wear the strap, that is there to protect you and your TV.
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XBONER is a word commonly used by PC and PlayStation fans to make fun of the Xbox One.
Guy 1: Hey look there is the new Xbox One
Guy 1: I am going to buy it.
Guy 2: No you should get a PlayStation 4.
Guy 3: Don't get an XBONER or GayStation 4, get a PC to play games on.
Guy 1: I DONT WANT A GAYSTATION OR PC, I WANT AN XBOX ONE
Guy 2: You know he is gay, right?
Guy 3: Yeah he is gay, also you are gay for liking the GayStation 4
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Basically AT&T. Calling AT&T gay because of its poor cellular service and shit internet.
Guy1: I'm fucking done with this GayT&T shit, they put another extra charge on my bill.
Guy2: They charge me $15 extra just for 1 GB of cellular data.
Guy3: My internet sucks, I'm gonna switch to CableONE.
A company that died with Steve Jobs. The company turned to shit when Tim Cook, a faggot, started ruling over the company. Now they make phones without headphone jacks, and laptops without regular USB Type-A ports
Advertisement: Look at the amazing new iPhone 7 and the new Macbook Pro
Guy1: I don't want that new piece of shit iPhone 7, without its headphone jack.
Guy2: And I don't want that piece of shit Macbook, without regular USB ports.
Guy3: I agree with both of you, BOYCOTT APPLE!
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A bad ISP and cellular phone company. See Cumcast or Cockcast
Guy1: Switch over to CableONE for 100Mbps down for $55.
Guy2: No I am fine with my AT&T 18 Mbps down for $60.
Guy1: Then switch to MetroPCS to get T-Mobile's fast network for $30.
Guy2: I am fine for my AT&T service for $500.
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A name for over-expensive gasoline
Guy1: Lets go to Chevron to get some gas.
Guy2: No that Shell across the street is a dollar cheaper.
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