antique fishtank

Pregnant grandma

Did you hear about Ben’s mom?
She got pregnant.
She’s a total antique fishtank now.

stick and slide

Similar to "soggy biscuit," stick and slide is a much larger scale event. Gathering about two hundred men and having them jerk off onto a slip n slide, the last of whom to climax must them run and slide down the slip n slide.

Yeah it was so gross, jerry was the last one and had to finish the stick and slide.