innorite

short for "I know, right?"

guy - that picture of you is hotter than the surface of the sun
girl - innorite

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cattive audience

When you're forced to listen to whatever the cat owner is talking about because their cat is sitting on you and you don't want to disturb it

Whiskers curled up on me so Alice had a cattive audience for her rantings.

pudeerio

A penis that is small enough to fit thru a cheerio without breaking it.

Girl1 - Did you enjoy your NSA date last night?
Girl2 - NO! Buddy lied about his schlong size. That pudeerio didn't touch bottom and didn't even come close to scraping the sides!

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