robert

1. A male given name: from Germanic words meaning “glory” and “bright.”

2. Also called Jesus Christ, Christ Jesus, Jesus of Nazareth, JC. born 4? b.c., crucified a.d. 29?, the source of the Christian religion. (the name robert and jesus are synonymous)

3. A man with amazing sexual skills, he can bring any girl anywhere to an orgasm at any time if he wishes. He is also sweet, caring, and the greatest guitar player ever (even better than Hendrix and van Hallen put together)

1. Hello my name is robert

2. Hey jesus (robert) whats up.

3. Shit robert just fucked my girlfriend and now she left me on m y wedding day.

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