Open Anus sledding

A vile act where during sexual intercourse in the “doggy-style” position a ban will attempt to spread the anus of the female/male and push his or her head through the tough sphincter. Once the head is all the way through the women must yell “YEEE-HAWE”

“Hey Jeff why do you look down today?”
“ well Mikey last night I was in trouble”
“ oh what’s wrong bro”
“ it was my first time doing Open Anus Sledding”
“I’ll teach you, don’t worry”

The tomato soup extreme

A sexual experience where the man(or women) sticks many tomato’s up the asshole of his or her partner(s) after 3 days they are taken out and a giant cooking spoon is stuck up the anus. This action causes the insides to bleed. In return, you fuck the absolute shit about the anus, then proceed to drink the blood like soup then sew it shut.

“What did you do with your girlfriend last night”?
“Well, I gave her the tomato soup extreme”

3👍 2👎

The baby bird move

The dinosaur pleasure move is a sexual action where your partner will bite off your genitalia then vomit into your mouth like a baby bird.

“Hey Frank”
“Yeah, what’s up darryl?”
“what’s a good thing to do in the bedroom with my mistress”
“well, last night my brother and I did The Baby Bird Move”

2👍 3👎

My Grandmas Muffins

A Sexual Act where the couple strips their clothes and consume eachothers privates while on a family video call. While you eat the meat you chew it up and spit it around chanting “grandmas muffins” over and over.

“Hey baby, would you like to show the family Grabdmas Muffins”
“You bet your ass I would!”
“I would love to show My Grandmas Muffins as well”