Shocked and humbled at the same time.
"When I was gifted a small fortune for saving a cat stuck up a tree, I was shumbled."
When you use tissue paper to unblock a blockage in the anal cavity, after you haven't eaten enough fibre and the poo just won't come out, so you help it out a bit.
Guy 1: I just had the worst shit
Guy 2: Why
Guy 1: Had to do a bit of manual plumbing
To pre-order a video-game and feel cheated by the released product.
Derived from Cyberpunk 2077, a game released with widespread furore.
"I should never have pre-ordered this game. I got Cyberpunk'd well and proper, old chap."