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When someone masterbates looking out their window and cums on the window
I saw Justin experimenting with window Bukkake earlier today.
Named after a person's last name for making up on the spot metaphors that make almost no sense, but sound brilliant to the point it's genius.
Well that's another burnsism in the books. How do you come up with this stuff?
When you take a shit so big it rips your Anus while slowly hanging over the toilet bowl.
I took a huge sting dingle earlier and think I bleed a little.
When you take a shit so big it rips your Anus coming out as it slowly dangles into the toilet bowl
I cried as I took a sting dingle earlier today.
When you take off someone's Crocs because they're a weak male and then cum in them. Afterwords you proceed to slap them across the face with said Crocs.
I Croc slapped my friend after he said some very strange things to me the other day.
When you take someone's Crocs off then cum in them and then proceed to slap them in the face with them.
I Croc slapped my friend the other day after he said some very strange things to me.
When a girl's meat curtains are so dangerous you have to wear double sided Condom with spermicide in the middle.
Your hooking up with tiffany? That's a hard Hat area.