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The act of securing a shopping cart in a parking lot where there is no convenient or safe place to leave it.
Person #1: Where are you going? Just leave the cart there.
Person #2: No way, I am going to beach the cart on that curb over there so it doesn't go rogue and ding someone's car.
Person #1: We should all be so courteous.
A lime that only ~1/8th is used and the rest goes to waste. Usually for the sole purpose of making a cocktail or garnish.
Wife: "I am tired of throwing out the sacrificial lime every Sunday."
Husband: "I guess I should start drinking more and use the whole lime."
Wife: "Or you could not act like such a pussy and drink your Jack and Diet Coke without one."