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Just a sick goat with mad ninja skills.
Guy 1, "fuck man what happened to your face"
Guy 2, "I tried to finger my Goat last night, only to find out it had mad ninja skills pretty sure it's a goat ninja".
Guy 1,................"I have so many questions"
When your in your lady friend and she needs a wee, you quickly slam her as hard and fast as you can until you blow man chunks into her baby making canal and then let her do her business on your face whilst the hot white nectar of your nuts drips out as well.
Lad 1: oh man I totally let that gorgeous lass from last night dirty Holcombe all over me
Lad 2: haha you dirty old sailor you.
When you sneak into your grandads room and steal all his 1960s erotica and vigorously masterbate whilst dressed like Jack sparrow
Girl 1, "found me pops porn"
Girl 2 "oh sweet did you do the old poon Pirate"
Girl 1 "oh the sheets were so wet grandad thought he'd pissed himself.
When you are out on the town with lads and you have a raging hard on, you find the nearest old lady and cum slime on her wrinkly old tits whilst she shakes the cum from her tits all over said bros while they cheer a brother on
Bro 1: hey you should have come out last night
Bro 2: why's that bro
Bro 1: that dirty moofty took a load on an old Nanna and she fire hydranted that shit all over the lads