Ronbo

One cool dude.

I was driving through this hick town in Vermont, and sitting beside this farm stand next to the road was one of the coolest dudes you'll ever meet. Said his name was Ronbo, but I'm not convinced he wasn't simply Rambo in hiding.

magic muscle

The one muscle in every woman that has the magical ability to captivate and control any man of any caliber. This muscle is medically referred to as, "vagina"

Rusty was doing great, business was booming, life was going his way, and then he met Sally and she flexed that ol Magic Muscle. Now Rusty's broke and no one ever sees him.