NASA

National Ass Slapping Association.

Also known as N.A.S.A., is a place that moms with empathy take their kids when they're in trouble.

Mom: Did you spend the chore money I gave you on weed? Time to call NASA.

black

The opposite of white. That's really it.

A guy: Name a color.

Some guy eating a mini pack of raisin bran in the back of the office: Black.

A guy: You're racist.

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penguinz0

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YEAH BABY THATS WHAT IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THATS WHAT ITS ALL ABOUT WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

You heard about Penguinz0?
You mean that one funny youtuber thats 5 foot fucking 6?

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Munich

"A guy without his balls. It's a Munich." - Holland March from The Nice Guys

"Munich is a city in Germany."