white niagra

When you haven't nutted in a while and when you finally do it just keeps coming out.

Bro I jacked off last night for the first time in a while and it was like white niagra.

update rape

When you haven’t updated an app for whatever reason, and you don’t want to, but it automatically updates anyways.

Snapchat really update raped me with the new layout, I hate it.

wizards pegging

When a magic couple from The Harry Potter universe drinks polyjuice potion with each other’s hair in it, then proceeds to have intense intercourse.

“Yo do you think Ron and Hermione are into wizards pegging?”

“Who tf starts a conversation like that???”

Nippy

A racial slur used to describe oriental Asians.

Q: oh so this is a nippy restaurant?
A: no, it’s a Chinese restaurant.

Trash ass piece of whore

Someone who is so trashy that they are similar to a whore.

Giacomo: I turned off your computer, haha bitch.
Alex: You trash ass piece of whore!!

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