Jungle Dare

On the hierarchy of dares, a jungle dare out-trumps them all. Where the dared may not be able to back down from a triple dog dare, to back down from a jungle dare could prove fatal - the jungle is where the dog dares go to die.

Darer: Hey Philip, I dare you to drink my diarrhea juice.
Philip: NO WAY!
Darer: Hey Philip, I double dog dare you to lick that cat's anus.
Philip: NO WAY!
Darer: Hey Philip, I triple dog dare you to nibble on that squirrel's scrote.
Philip: NO WAY!
Darer: Hey Philip, I jungle dare you to make out with that pre-op tranny.
Philip: Well, I guess I don't have a choice. (He then proceeds to make out with the pre-op tranny.)

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