Dumbarton

A shitty place in Scotland, never come here
Just kidding it's not that bad

Located in the local authority of West Dunbartonshire -Look at the different spelling of Dumbarton- near the River Leven and the River Clyde on the West coast of Scotland. In Scottish Gaelic, It translates to 'dùn bhreatainn' meaning 'Fort of the Brythons'

Surrounding Towns/Villages include :

Balloch, Alexandria, Renton, Dalreoch, Jameston, Bellsmyre and Clydebank

Person 1(Non-Scottish): Wow, I can't believe how nice Dumbarton looks!
Person 2(Scottish): pahahah! Are you kidding me? this place is a shitehole