windexing

When it is time to do a thorough clean up of all evidence from an operation that just netted you some skrilla.

Yo, mission complete! It's time to go windexing and not ever look back.

Substanize

Swallowing, inhaling, snorting, or injecting yourself with a drug, usually one that is illegal without doctor shopping for a prescription first.

2 Strawz: You been movin bricks, $hasta?
$hasta: UOENO! Up for 24 hours with my lab coat on. Now I need to substanize my body with some alcohol STAT to wind the hell down.

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Phone Proxy

A PBX phone system or asterisk server running in a remote location to serve as an anonymous relay to yourself and the person you are calling via telephone

I just used a phone proxy from ProxyServices.com and called in a bomb threat to the school, hope they dont turn my docs over to the feds!

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donatello

A word derived from the under-rated ninja turtle which is slang for a person with a strong work ethic who is often enjoys doing jobs such as programming, typing in captchas, and other data entry jobs.

I just hired a dozen or so Donatellos in my new office opened in India to manage all this monotonous workload in my empire.

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3DS

Three Deep in the Sheets. Getting two girls on each side of you in the bed.

Yodel! I just got woke up after getting 3DS with two skeezers from Club CoConuts last night. I love my life.

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